My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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