Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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