That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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