My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
