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It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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