It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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