My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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