is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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