he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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