That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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