No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize
