i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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