I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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