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honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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