she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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