ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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