I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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