she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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