What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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