Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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