This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
