So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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