Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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