i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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