Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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