Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
