is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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