Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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