I heard we made out
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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