i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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