If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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