I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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