Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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