He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
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You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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