You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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