But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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