I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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