We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
What drink are we having for lunch?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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