I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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