dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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