they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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