i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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