Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I think people are normalizing furries
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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