i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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