Im at strip club and am horny
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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