So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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