I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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