Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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