i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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