Non-Jews are for practice
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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