I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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