I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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