How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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