i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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