haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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