Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I DEMAND FORESKIN
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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