its not stalking. its research.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
i used baking grease as lip gloss
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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